Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.

My life, my career has been like a roller coaster. I've either been an enormous success or just a down-and-out failure.

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

I've always taken 'The Wizard of Oz' very seriously, you know. I believe in the idea of the rainbow. And I've spent my entire life trying to get over it.

You are never so alone as when you are ill on stage. The most nightmarish feeling in the world is suddenly to feel like throwing up in front of four thousand people.

'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.