If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? If I'm such a legend, then why do I sit at home for hours staring at the damned telephone, hoping it's out of order, even calling the operator asking her if she's sure it's not out of order?

I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

Audiences have kept me alive.

People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.

The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.