Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
The less I understand life, the more I live it!
Acting of some actors seems natural, because they have no talent.