I'm afraid that surprise, shock, and regret is the fate of authors when they finally see themselves on the page.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions.

Was it a sign of Creeping Decrepitude?

Remember, 'No one's more important than people'! In other words, friendship is the most important thing--not career or housework, or one's fatigue--and it needs to be tended and nurtured.

I think careful cooking is love, don't you?

One of the important requirements for learning how to cook is that you also learn how to eat.