There are reasons, and then there are excuses.

When the war broke out I decided I would be very patriotic. Standing my full height. I presented myself to the Wacs and the to the Waves. And I was rejected - I was an inch too tall.

Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.

You are the butter to my bread,and the breath to my life

I think anyone who is a carnivore needs to understand that meat does not originally come in these neat little packages.

I don't use the word gourmet. The word doesn't mean anything anymore. 'Gourmet' makes it sound like someone is putting sherry wine in the corn-flake casserole.

I think careful cooking is love, don't you?