The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

There is sexism - I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'

I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.

I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.