I always wanted to perform.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years