I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

Anybody who is an ambitious politician would never ever aspire to a Vice Presidency. And yet, people find themselves in that position, and so, therein lies the rub.

L.A. I could live without.

Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

This is an embarrassment of riches, and boy, am I happy to be embarrassed.