I'm an utterly average, total geek.

A fever is an expression of inner rage.

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would choose to reveal this, I know not.

I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.

I cannot absorb living in a world where I have an Oscar for best actress and Denzel doesn't have one for best actor.

Whats nice about my dating life is that I dont have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: Im marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

Why is it so weird that somebody didn't recognize me?... The fact is that whenever I meet somebody, I say, 'Nice to meet you. I'm Julia.'