It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

Losing my faith was the most spiritual thing that ever happened to me.

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

If I look over my life, every single step of maturing for me, every single one, has had the exact same common denominator: accepting what was true over what I wished were true.