Sometimes you watch one of your favorite shows from 20 years ago and you think, 'I'm loving this, but golly, it's going at the speed of a snail.'

Every writer has to make an emotional journey from artist sitting in attic to being part of a business. The writer of a film is like Tinkerbell. You are only there because people believe in you. The moment they dont, because youre a pain the arse, youve lost.

War makes early risers of us all.

I can be as contrary as I choose.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

I think every period - except for the 14th century, or something - has some merits.

If you're supposed to be a 'personality,' then you might as well have a personality.