Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.

I always like to arrive at the airport early to enjoy breakfast and lounge about so that when I get on the plane all my travel fever has disappeared.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

I never know which is worse: the sorrow when you hit the bird or the shame when you miss it.

I can be as contrary as I choose.

What does she do?" "She's a producer." Of course, in Los Angeles this doesn't mean much more than "she's a member of the human race.

No, while most people have been at their unhappiest when in love, it is nevertheless the state the human being yearns for above all.