Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

Leave three Englishmen in a room and they will invent a rule that prevents a fourth joining them.

When you are desperate to get someone who isn't all that interested in you, you lay siege as hard as you can.

Harsh reality is always better than false hope.

There are many nations that have perfected a particular room. You know, you have the French drawing-room, the Austrian ball room, the German dining room, and I think the library is a room the English get right.

You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all.

I love 'Sex and the City;' I think I've seen every episode.