Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.