Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.