Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.