The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.