Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Life--a lifelong death sentence.