I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

I'm in total celebrity denial in general, but there's awareness that probably if somebody has met you, they might go and tell somebody. I just would rather have the word on the street stay at a neutral, not like, "She shows up in a ball gown," but "She seemed nice." That's fine.

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.

Kids don't seem to recognize when they're hungry until they're starving and in the emergency zone, so I'm like, "Who wants some apple slices and cheese?"

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

We make them [kids] earn the stuff they want. They're not going to play with their iPad today unless they do their chores.