I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I feel the most pulled together when I'm going for the tomboyish thing.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

In my family, Mom can lead the sports activities, no problem! Except football - that, my husband does.

I'm in total celebrity denial in general, but there's awareness that probably if somebody has met you, they might go and tell somebody. I just would rather have the word on the street stay at a neutral, not like, "She shows up in a ball gown," but "She seemed nice." That's fine.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.