We can't have iPads until after 7 p.m. Otherwise the entire day is, "iPad time? What about now?" It makes me crazy. And no TV on weekend mornings.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

I do find it odd people choose to do stuff that makes them look like crazy Hollywood faces, but I've got zero judgment.

As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.