There's an expression: Great is the enemy of the good. Sometimes in trying to be great, you make a mess of things.

As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.

I think it's pretty common for people to get excited when they meet somebody that they know from the media.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

Baltimore is a great place.