Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

I frequently do drive carpool in the clothes I slept in, because it's impossible to get three children out the door with lunches packed and all that stuff and have a do.

In my family, Mom can lead the sports activities, no problem! Except football - that, my husband does.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

I really like putting the kids to bed. Everyone is cozy and snuggly. Nobody is giving anyone a hard time, and everybody reads.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

I just can't seem to make myself care about what I look like when I am working out.