Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

We make them [kids] earn the stuff they want. They're not going to play with their iPad today unless they do their chores.

I read books more than I go out.

There's an expression: Great is the enemy of the good. Sometimes in trying to be great, you make a mess of things.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.