I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I would like to say that I am a very relaxed, loving person who is not competitive, but that's a lie!