As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

I frequently do drive carpool in the clothes I slept in, because it's impossible to get three children out the door with lunches packed and all that stuff and have a do.

I'm built like a 14-year-old boy. I have no waist, so anything I wear has to have a lot of trickeration going on. I don't fit into girl dresses. I can't just slip it on.

I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.