Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.
Julie BurchillOnly those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them.
Julie BurchillI almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame.
Julie BurchillTranssexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.
Julie Burchill