When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

I feel even less patience with transsexuals.

Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.

The allegedly 'classy' magazines often seem to be in an endless, undeclared competition to see who can climb furthest up the fundament of Gwyneth Paltrow or Jennifer Lopez.

When did women whose looks are not their living start conducting themselves like the simpering inmates of an Ottoman empire seraglio?

Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index.

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist.