Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood than growing old gracefully.

Knowing that the 'Sex and the City' chicks now rack up almost two centuries between them, why do some of us fuss and hiss about a bit of retouching on their forthcoming film poster?

Only those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.

Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it.

'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened into a state of babyish beatification.