Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood than growing old gracefully.

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist.

It may be a cliché, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood than growing old gracefully.

Covering up, so far as I can see, is often the accompaniment to far more truly shameful behaviour than stripping off.

I just have a real problem with people who seek to portray fatness or thinness as moral concepts.

I didn't cry when I left free-booting, smash-and-grab papers that would have appeared to be far more natural homes for me and, at the risk of being vulgar, paid far better for my services.