Show me a frigid woman and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.

The allegedly 'classy' magazines often seem to be in an endless, undeclared competition to see who can climb furthest up the fundament of Gwyneth Paltrow or Jennifer Lopez.

I didn't cry when I left free-booting, smash-and-grab papers that would have appeared to be far more natural homes for me and, at the risk of being vulgar, paid far better for my services.

If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.