Show me a frigid woman and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps.

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.

It may be a cliché, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

Only those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them.

My favourite spectator sport is watching people who should know better searching for something, and often claiming to find it, where it never could be. Women claiming to find feminism in Islam is a good one.

The money I pay for my cultural experiences came willingly from my own pocket - they were not the result of bread being removed from the mouths of the poor so that Miss Thing here could mince off to the circus smelling of roses.