In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it.
Julie BurchillBeing a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist.
Julie BurchillMy favourite spectator sport is watching people who should know better searching for something, and often claiming to find it, where it never could be. Women claiming to find feminism in Islam is a good one.
Julie BurchillTranssexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.
Julie Burchill