Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist.

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.

To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together.

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.

Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.

Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to "commit"...