Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

It seems that one moment I was this little kid only caring about animals and flowers and stuff, and then the next minute I was this raging stew of hormones. I don't know if you've ever been a raging stew of anything, but I wouldn't particularly recommend it.

Being a monarchist, and fawning over those 'above' you, you must naturally despise those 'below' or on the same socioeconomic level as yourself, because that is how hierarchy worship works.

Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist.

Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked - blowsy and loud and low.

Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it.

The freedom that women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion; things to make life easier for men, in fact.