And then when she takes him through the whole wine tasting process, finishing with a long, languid taste that she really enjoyed “she opened her eyes and saw Nick staring at her. “I feel like I need a cigarette and a shower after watching that.

Don't get me wrong. I love a Denver omelette as much as the next girl. But I'm curious whether that’s your thing, or if you try to change up the routine depending on the specific woman. You know… like, green pepper because I have green eyes, ham because I’m so funny, and onions for all the tears you’ll shed after I leave.

If he'd expected to be pampered and coddled through his undercover assignments, he would have gone to work for the CIA.

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?

Frankly, the image of his father wearing bell-bottoms, smoking a joint, and calling his mother a “totally groovy chick” was wrong on so many levels he wanted to erase the whole thing from his memory

Score one for Team Kendall, Payton thought. Not that it was a competition between them. Not at all.

You are not just a big-picture girl for me, Brooke Parker. You’re the only picture.