If he'd expected to be pampered and coddled through his undercover assignments, he would have gone to work for the CIA.

Life isn't always about logic and reasons—sometimes you just have to close your eyes and jump. Particularly when it comes to relationships.

If you also thinks it means I wake up every morning wondering what I did to deserve having you back in my life, well, you'd be right about that too.

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time!

Don't get me wrong. I love a Denver omelette as much as the next girl. But I'm curious whether that’s your thing, or if you try to change up the routine depending on the specific woman. You know… like, green pepper because I have green eyes, ham because I’m so funny, and onions for all the tears you’ll shed after I leave.

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?

I heard this theory once that love means your subconscious is attracted to someone else’s subconscious.