I don't believe in fate," he said carefully, "but... I do believe everything happens for a reason. That there is some plan, some meaning to this darkness we live in.

There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

Do not lose your heart to a faery prince. It never ends well.

I like all my characters in one way or another, or at least I understand them.

I know what it’s like to miss someone. To feel like you’re just…wandering around, lost.