I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

It's not the physical scars that are the most painful.

This is our punishment, our Tribulation. God has abandoned this world. The faithful have already gone on to their reward, and he has left the rest of us here, at the mercy of the demons and the devils. The sins of our fathers have passed to their children, and their children's children, and it will continue to be so until this world is completely destroyed. So it doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, because He is not here.

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

I like all my characters in one way or another, or at least I understand them.

I don't believe in fate," he said carefully, "but... I do believe everything happens for a reason. That there is some plan, some meaning to this darkness we live in.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.