I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.

Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.

Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.

You are my heart, my life, my entire existence.