I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head.

I know what it’s like to miss someone. To feel like you’re just…wandering around, lost.

There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.""One scary old lady," he corrected me, looking relieved to be out of the house. "You didn't hear what she told me when I got up - you're so cute I could put you in a pie. Tell me that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard." His voice climbed a few octaves, turning shrill and breathy. "Today for dessert, we have apple pie, blueberry pie and Ezekiel pie.