Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.

Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming.

Jealousy isn't something we deal with well, but some of us have been around long enough to know when to let go, and what is most important. The happiness of my two best friends should be more important than some ancient feud.

This is our punishment, our Tribulation. God has abandoned this world. The faithful have already gone on to their reward, and he has left the rest of us here, at the mercy of the demons and the devils. The sins of our fathers have passed to their children, and their children's children, and it will continue to be so until this world is completely destroyed. So it doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, because He is not here.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.

Eventually we will all wither and die in the wasteland of logic and science.