Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted.

And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise.

Do not lose your heart to a faery prince. It never ends well.

I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.

When I wrote my first story, all the characters were teenagers because I think 16, 17 is a great age.