Eventually we will all wither and die in the wasteland of logic and science.
Do not lose your heart to a faery prince. It never ends well.
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?
And I swear, if there is a way for us to be together, I will find it. No matter how long it takes. If I have to chase your soul to the ends of eternity, I won't stop until I find you, I promise.
There are only those you can live with, and those you can work to change.
I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.