I worked at a Books-a-Million in Louisville for several years.

It was fine and good to be defiant to the end, but it was better not to get caught in the first place.

I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

You are my heart, my life, my entire existence.

Robin Goodfellow, for all his pranks and mischief, was the sweetest, most noble person I'd ever known, and I'd missed him terribly.

I like all my characters in one way or another, or at least I understand them.