I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover.
Julie KagawaI was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits.
Julie KagawaThe mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but one old lady can make him flee in terror.""One scary old lady," he corrected me, looking relieved to be out of the house. "You didn't hear what she told me when I got up - you're so cute I could put you in a pie. Tell me that's not the creepiest thing you've ever heard." His voice climbed a few octaves, turning shrill and breathy. "Today for dessert, we have apple pie, blueberry pie and Ezekiel pie.
Julie Kagawa