Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?

You can arrest me, but you can't arrest my ideas.

Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

We hope for the best, if elections are conducted like this all over South Africa we can indeed say we welcome any results and accept them.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

You don't have to be educated to be a president.