You ask everybody you know: How long does it usually take to get over it? There are many formulas. One year for every year you dated. Two years for every year you dated. It's just a matter of will power: The day you decide it's over, it's over. You never get over it.

It's never the changes we want that change everything.

When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.

If you really want a prize, or if you really want applause, you should try to write as many books as humanly possible.

If you, like, consciously think about being cool, you're not cool. If you consciously think about being, like, different or original, you ain't different or original.

This is what I know: people's hopes go on forever.

I came up under [Ronald] Reagan and under [George] Bush, and what are we to do now? We are here to fight. People can run off all they want. But for me, [Donald] Trump is already in the Dominican Republic.