I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
April is a fun month.
It would be a shame to go out with a hot girl you can't have a decent conversation with!
I don't care if the girl is slim or fat, I just want the girl that makes me happy.
I leave the hip thrusts to Michael Jackson.
If i can do just one tenth of the good Michael Jackson did for others, i can really make a difference in this world