Listen, I'm not cool. Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don't be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated. Be tenacious. Be uncompromising. Be pissed. Be happy. Be sad.

I just feel like there's something to be said about feeling comfortable with what you have and don't have. And - for instance, I don't think I'm particularly a great singer, but I feel like I write songs that complement my voice, you know, and I feel like it's unique. And I don't feel like I'm particularly a great actor, for instance, but I feel like I approach each thing that I do with some level of sensitivity. And I would say that comedy in general is the most disarming.

Resolutions are just like rules. They're just made to be broken.

Sexy, to me, is the way you carry what you have. I have a big nose, but I rock it.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want.