You can say things a million times, but if you can't sing it, then it really isn't much of a song.

I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments.

I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.

I used to think I actually was Batman.

The most boring thing in the world? Silence.

Resolutions are just like rules. They're just made to be broken.

We gotta figure out a way to pay our teachers more. They're like surrogate parents away from home. They have such a huge responsibility and they're underappreciated and underpaid.