Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

We just need the laws to change - it's 2012," JWoww said to MTV News. "I want to see my best friend get married, and I want to see everyone in every state be able to get married. It's their choice. It's not affecting our lives. So let them be equal. We want them to be able to experience life, and if they want to be miserable and married, let them be miserable and married like us.

I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

I dont follow trends. I set my own and I go for the extreme.

My theory on Jenks: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table they are jacked hideous. It reminds me of the aquarium next door to Jenks, where it's just good to look. The moment you tap on the glass and make them come to you, it just freaks you out.

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to.