It's not a small world! It's a painful, ugly world!
I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?
Our directives must be reassessed.
Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? It doesn't matter if you're ready!!!
He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!