He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!

I breath wrestling. It's in my blood. I have kind of a confidence when I walk.

I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.

Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? It doesn't matter if you're ready!!!

Our directives must be reassessed.

I don't do what you people want. I Do What I Want!