The amount of people who talk about guns, versus who actually uses them, is not even close in this millennium.

People say I've got a bad reputation. I think I've got the best reputation in the building.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?

Time is the only luxury. It's the only thing you can't get back. If you lose your luggage - I'm not gonna say the obvious brand of luggage that I'd normally say because I've got a meeting with them soon - if you lose your expensive luggage at the airport, you can get that back. You can't get the time back.

To be a visionary, all you have to do is make decisions based off of your eyes instead of your ears and your memory.