I'm talkin' about us, the new slaves, the people who love fashion. I'm talking about us, you know? 'Cause I'm a slave to it. I love it.

I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.

I know I'm the most influential.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

When we die, the money we can't keep, But we probably spend it all 'cause the pain ain't cheap...

Fur pillows are actually hard to sleep on.