Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory. Sh*t is real. You're not going to find a chink. It's 100,000 per cent Jimi Hendrix.

I will spark a generation of thinkers who will question traditional thought until they find the absolute truth.

I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.

If anyone's reading this waiting for some type of full-on, flat apology for anything, they should just stop reading right now.

People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

Nothing is promised in life except death.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.